Kwakers Kwirks

The Enigma that is me.

I’m old enough to know …
Eclectic in likes and dislikes…I’m opinionated, stubborn, like to have the last word and will irritate the living shit out of those i love to get it at times. I’m Not a morning person-mornings suck ass…Unless one is woken up in the right manner….I’m particular about my friends…If i call you one then be very happy as it’s quality not quantity that matters.

I not much of a fan of the skinny and transparent type of model/actress. They’re way too skrawny and how the hell do they get laid without breaking bones or having their pelvic bones protrude into the guy they’re screwing? I think the pin-ups of the past, like Mansfield and Monroe were much more beautiful. They had curves but not a beer belly.

My “Kids” have feathers and fur (yes i’m kinda one of those weird broads- but I *Don’t* dress up my pets nor carry them around in a handbag like that super-duper blondo slut on t.v.).

I would love to see a ordinary coffee joint like there used to be that served normal everyday fucking coffee for a buck fifty. I don’t do Starfucks and their high as a fucking kite flavored to shit wanna be coffee. I’m absolutely NOT one of those latte’- loving -hippie -wanna-be’s.

I also think smokers get a bad rap. Most are considerate and try not to smoke around others who prefer they do not, but in a fucking bar???? Smoke goes with bars as much as a cheap beer driven one night stand… Never thought I’d see the day when it was illegal to smoke in one…now the bar owners are losing money from lack of cig sales…so I hope all those purist “I don’t wanna smell smoke” while I’m drinking my self stupid” are happy when those said bars close down and ya have to go out and buy a six pack and drink it at home.

Though I don’t per se have anything against those who choose not to eat meat, as they feel they’re hurting animals…but what do theythink they’re doing? I seem to recall a massive vegetation killer called Agent Orange…and that was labled as “Bad”..But now, eating tons and acres of vegetation instead of meat is now a good thing? Sounds hypocritical to me…So why don’t ya’ll make up your fucking minds….and have ya’ll read the latest studies that plants *do*have* feelings? So they can feel pain…you plant murderers…So I don’t wanna hear how you care or how you’re better than me ’cause i like red meat…because you kill too…

I’m in a great relationship and have been for sometime. He’s great if not at times moody and cranky -but he puts up with my moods and my ever so happy morning self

I’d also like to know what the hell is up with the loving of that Spears broad? Ewwwwww…whata skank…fuck she’s trashy..no I take that back that’s an insult to those truly trashy broads. She’s just nasty gross and I sure as hell, if I was a guy would not stick mine into her..Ewww…

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