Dontcha just hate it when ya really feel stoved up and it’s takin’ forever to get that big ole turd worked out-Even though you’ve been sitting there long enough to get that red ring-of-the-throne around your ass (and read through all of Soap Opera Digest).
Those turds are usually so long and hard it feels af if someone has hte jaws of life holding your mud-cutter open two sizes bigger than it should be, but even that ain’t speeding up that turd! It’s even worse if you ate corn the night before, cuz those damn kernels act as road bumps.
-Mama
